random acts of violence

Y'know, this whole 'HEY LET'S WRITE A FIC FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FANDOM WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO WRITE THIS' thing? Yeah, it should not happen. No, srsly, I was writing a h50 fic, and then ended up writing this one write in the middle of it. Literally.

It definitely should not result in 3k+ words of fic that is essentially purely self-indulgent reunion!fic. Or y'know, something like that. I'm not sure, actually, but it happened, and it's now 3:33am, so I figured I would just post it, and whatever.

I haven't the faintest idea if this characterization is right, so there's that. Uh. Right. 4am. Posting this, and going to bed.

No beta, or brit-pick. If you see any glaring mistakes, let me know?

( Live through this, and you won't look back )

...but then I realized that if I tried to do that, I'd probably run out of room.

Seriously, guys. I have read SO MUCH EXCELLENT FUCKING STUFF from this fandom just in the last 48 hours.

So instead of listing all of those wonderful pieces of fiction, I'm going to just post this instead.

My AO3 bookmarks are where most of what I've read is, and OHGOD Y'ALL. GO AND READ ALL THE AMAZING THINGS.

And y'know, my mems here on Lj are aaalways a good source of recs.

So yes. Just. This fandom, guys. THIS FANDOM.

I promised myself I would do this, no matter how much I've decided I don't need to anymore. Because I tend to tell myself that, and it is very much a lie.

( Things have actually been going (mostly) well. )

Anyone have any Sherlock .gifs from The Reichenbach Fall?

Mostly looking for the fall. BUT I WILL TAKE ANY, REALLY.

...I need them for my sidebar? So, y'know, vaguely that size?

So, I'm sitting here, attempting to start this h50/Sherlock crossover fic, right?

While watching this horribly bad syfy movie, I might add. The one with the ghost town, and the ghost outlaws, and the kids? Yeah. It's awesomely bad.

Anyway. So. Yes. Writing.

I'm going 'okay. how to cross these two shows' and then y'know, thinking about Sherlock so far, which inevitably leads to Reichenbach, which inevitably leads to me going 'OHMYGOD JOHN WATSON YOU POOR CREATURE' and also 'SHERLOCK. ALL YER FEELINGS. THEY ARE SHOWING' as well as other, more embarrassing noises which I shall not name. And of course, thinking about that means I'm going 'I WANT A REUNION FIC. I WANT IT.'

So, inevitably, my brain is going 'YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A REUNION FIC. WHERE JOHN IS IN HAWAII, STILL THINKING SHERLOCK IS DEAD, EXCEPT HE ISN'T, AND WO FAT IS SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO MORIARTY SO SHERLOCK IS IN HAWAII TOO, AND OF COURSE FIVE-0 IS TRYING TO TAKE WO FAT DOWN SO THAT LEADS TO THE INEVITABLE MEETING.' With other ideas. It's actually fairly complex plot in my head. and then.

I'm like. 'BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD JOHN BE IN HAWAII, BRAIN?'

I haven't found an answer to that, yet. I DO NOT WANT TO BE DEFEATED BY THIS.

HELP?

ETA: MARTIN FREEMAN. YOU ARE MY HERO. MY INSPIRATION. EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE IN A CREATOR. YOU DESERVE ALL THE AWARDS, SIR. ALL OF THEM.

I look forward to seeing you in The Hobbit.

( THERE MAY BE SPOILERS HERE )

Okaay.

Uhm. I didn't plan this. I had no actual idea I was going to write this, to be honest. I was sitting here, thinking about The Reichenbach Fall, and going 'Oh, John. YOU POOR THING' and then. This happened?

First Sherlock fic, please to be remembering that, and being gentle. I have...No idea about characterization, okay? If I did get something wrong, you think, please at least tell me why you think it's wrong. ♥ Con-crit is always welcome.

DON'T JUDGE ME. IT ISN'T LIKE WE DIDN'T ALL KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

SPOILERS FOR 2.03 TRF.

( He gets by )

Yes, yes I am late to the party but I just started watching BBC's Sherlock.

OHMYGOD IT IS AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM AND IT IS GLORIOUS.

I WANT IT ALL. ALL OF IT FOREVER.

THERE SHOULD BE MORE OF IT NOW.