random acts of violence

GUYS.

I'M HAVING ALL OF THE HARRY POTTER FEELS.

LIKE. POST-WAR. BECAUSE THEY WERE KIDS, AND THEY HAD TO BECOME SOLDIERS IN A WAR THEY INHERITED, AND EVERYONE LOOKED TO THEM TO SAVE THE WORLD, AND THEY WERE KIDS. THEY WERE ON THE RUN, AND FIGHTING, AND WERE TORTURED, AND THEY HAD TO KILL OTHER PEOPLE.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT DIDN'T FUCK THEM UP. OHGOD I WANT TO WRITE THAT FIC. WHERE IT'S THE AFTERMATH, AND THEY HAVE TO LEARN TO STOP RUNNING, AND FIGHTING, AND LIVE.

PLEASE SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY.

So, I'm sitting here, attempting to start this h50/Sherlock crossover fic, right?

While watching this horribly bad syfy movie, I might add. The one with the ghost town, and the ghost outlaws, and the kids? Yeah. It's awesomely bad.

Anyway. So. Yes. Writing.

I'm going 'okay. how to cross these two shows' and then y'know, thinking about Sherlock so far, which inevitably leads to Reichenbach, which inevitably leads to me going 'OHMYGOD JOHN WATSON YOU POOR CREATURE' and also 'SHERLOCK. ALL YER FEELINGS. THEY ARE SHOWING' as well as other, more embarrassing noises which I shall not name. And of course, thinking about that means I'm going 'I WANT A REUNION FIC. I WANT IT.'

So, inevitably, my brain is going 'YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A REUNION FIC. WHERE JOHN IS IN HAWAII, STILL THINKING SHERLOCK IS DEAD, EXCEPT HE ISN'T, AND WO FAT IS SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO MORIARTY SO SHERLOCK IS IN HAWAII TOO, AND OF COURSE FIVE-0 IS TRYING TO TAKE WO FAT DOWN SO THAT LEADS TO THE INEVITABLE MEETING.' With other ideas. It's actually fairly complex plot in my head. and then.

I'm like. 'BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD JOHN BE IN HAWAII, BRAIN?'

I haven't found an answer to that, yet. I DO NOT WANT TO BE DEFEATED BY THIS.

HELP?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the tundra! It is Siehn, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular bellow, her voice cometh: "I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"

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I....I don't even know.

1. Edit spn_j2_bigbang fic.

2. Write DCBB fic. HAHA. 3AM. I LOVE YOU. I got hit with a kick to the head at 3am and started what I think is going to be this fic.

3. Finish nutrekexchange fic.

4. Write helpthesouth charity fic for hells_samaritan. Dean/Sam/Cas.

5. Write 3 charity fics for ciaimpala for helpthesouth. h50 Danny/Steve

6. Contact help_japan winner.

7. Finish random h50 fics I have laying around.

8. Write eventual coda to 6.20 BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO.

If you have to ask why this is funny, you are hopeless.

And also don't have a soul.

IF SOMEONE COULD MAKE THIS INTO A GIF ICON FOR ME I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.

( OHMYGOD )

LIST OF THINGS.

Finish around 16k 10k 4k words for spn_j2_bigbang. DEADLINE MAY 1ST. FUUUCK.

Come up with plot for deancasbigbang.

Get assignment write assignment for nutrekexchange.

Drabble for day_by_drabble.

Start, and finish Steve/Danny prompt table for h50_50.

I THINK THAT IS ALL?

OHMYGAWD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I AM NOT OKAY, I AM VERY DEFINITELY CRAZY, PLEASE SEND HELP NOW.